Did you hear about the discovery of Noah’s Ark this week? Before you tell the story in church this Sunday, do your homework. Chances are it’s a great big hoax! If so, it took in some major news outlets; but that has happened before (just think of how many are still carrying the “global warming” hooey!).
We are certain that there was an ark and a worldwide flood, but we don’t have to find the boat to believe the book. Too often Christians jump on stories that are later exposed as untrue and then we look naive or worse. So, lest this latest proof turns out to be like NASA’s proving Joshua’s lost day .
Billy Graham has been the subject of a great many tales. Some true, some questionable. I don’t know if this one is factual or apocryphal (Snopes.Com was no help at all), but I like it!
And if you introduce it like that, you might be able to use it too!
Here’s how it goes:
In January 2000, leaders in Charlotte, North Carolina, invited their favorite son, Billy Graham, to a luncheon in his honor.
Billy initially hesitated to accept the invitation because of his struggles with Parkinson’s disease. But the Charlotte leaders said, “We don’t expect a major address. Just come and let us honor you.” So he agreed..
After wonderful things were said about him, Dr. Graham stepped to the rostrum, looked at the crowd, and said, “I’m reminded today of Albert Einstein, the great physicist who this month has been honored by Time magazine as the Man of the Century.
Einstein was once traveling from Princeton on a train when the conductor came down the aisle, punching the tickets of every passenger. When he came to Einstein, Einstein reached in his vest pocket. He couldn’t find his ticket, so he reached in his trouser pockets. It wasn’t there, so he looked in his briefcase but couldn’t find it.
Then he looked in the seat beside him. He still couldn’t find it. The conductor said, ‘Dr. Einstein, I know who you are. We all know who you are. I’m sure you bought a ticket. Don’t worry about it.’
Einstein nodded appreciatively. The conductor continued down the aisle punching tickets. As he was ready to move to the next car, he turned around and saw the great physicist down on his hands and knees looking under his seat for his ticket.
The conductor rushed back and said, ‘Dr. Einstein, Dr. Einstein, don’t worry, I know who you are. No problem. You don’t need a ticket. I’m sure you bought one.’
Einstein looked at him and said, ‘Young man, I too, know who I am. What I don’t know is where I’m going.’”
Having said that Billy Graham continued, “See the suit I’m wearing? It’s a brand new suit. My children, and my grandchildren are telling me I’ve gotten a little slovenly in my old age. I used to be a bit more fastidious. So I went out and bought a new suit for this luncheon and one more occasion.
You know what that occasion is? This is the suit in which I’ll be buried. But when you hear I’m dead, I don’t want you to immediately remember the suit I’m wearing.
I want you to remember this:
I not only know who I am … I also know where I’m going!”
I bet you like it too, don’t you? If it isn’t true, it ought to be! Happy preaching!
Two other stories NOT to use:
Darwin recanted his theory before dying.
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